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Current Status
- THE SOUNDS OF SILENCE
- AN ETERNAL END
Story Logs
Book 0: The Blunder Years
- Season 1: The Shaky Start 42/42
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- Season 2: Chaotic Adventures 38/38
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- Season 3: The Void's Reign of Terror 39/39
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- Season 4: The Ascension of Kuja Tribal 1/46
- Chapter 120: A Peace of The Second Moon
- Chapter 121: Car crashes, Mind Tricks, and Copycats
- Chapter 122: A Visit to Whaller
- Chapter 123: Matek's Madness
- Chapter 124: Saving Nova
- Chapter 125: Bowser and the Box Trouble
- Chapter 126: Blast from the Past
- Chapter 127: A Team Effort
- Chapter 128: Vestiges of Darkness
- Chapter 129: Zee Base of EVAL
- Chapter 130: Thieves, Swords, and Paranoia
- Chapter 131: Master Hand Madness
- Chapter 132: Melee Matchup Mania
- Chapter 133: Grunty's Great Grudgapalooza!
- Chapter 134: The Darkest Day
- Chapter 135: Car Insanity +1
- Chapter 136: Lunatics?
- Chapter 137: Terrorist Turmoil I: A Delicate Trap...err...Banana
- Chapter 138: Grodus's Deception
- Chapter 139: The Solarian Temple
- Chapter 140: Terrorist Turmoil II: Eisnaught Explodes
- Chapter 141: Pat and VG Strike Back
- Chapter 142: Tantalizing Treasure
- Chapter 143: Match of the Century
- Chapter 144: Wandering in the Desert: Part I: Klumsy's Tomb of Doom
- Chapter 145: The Awakening of Faith
- Chapter 146: Wandering in the Desert: Part II: The Mysterious Tower
- Chapter 147: Disaster Averted
- Chapter 148: Water Wackiness
- Chapter 149: Bitter Grudges
- Chapter 150: Rampage of the Skeleton King
- Chapter 151: Metal Strikes Back
- Chapter 152: The Secret Portal
- Chapter 153: Smithy Saga Part I: Space Fighting
- Chapter 154: Smithy Saga Part II: Fierce Factory Face-Off
- Chapter 155: Smithy Saga Part III: Labtastic
- Chapter 156: Smithy Saga Part IV: Chaos Control
- Chapter 157: Meeting with Magellan
- Chapter 158: A History Lesson
- Chapter 159: A Failed Assassination
- Chapter 160: The Longest Battle, Followed by a Nonsensical Chase Scene
- Chapter 161: The Fortress of Glass Part I: Mechanical Mayhem
- Chapter 162: The Fortress of Glass Part II: Ancient Relics
- Chapter 163: The Fortress of Glass Part III: Ravings of a Madman
- Chapter 164: The Fortress of Glass Part IV: Revelation
- Chapter 165: The Fortress of Glass Part V: Kuja's Vengeance
- Season 5: Trapped on Turion 1/20
- Chapter 166: A Moonlit Stroll
- Chapter 167: The Ruinous Adventure
- Chapter 168: Chaotic Canyon Craziness
- Chapter 169: Crabs with Lasers and Force Fields and Armor, Oh My!
- Chapter 170: The Man of Granite
- Chapter 171: An Annoying Adventure
- Chapter 172: Mountain Madness Part I: The Path of Doom
- Chapter 173: Mountain Madness Part II: Metal Sonic's Fortress
- Chapter 174: Hcivztrahcs!
- Chapter 175: The Endless Battle Part I: Jester Punching
- Chapter 176: The Endless Battle Part II: Lab Freakshow
- Chapter 177: The Endless Battle Part III: Killing Death
- Chapter 178: Phantom's Phantoms
- Chapter 179: Into the Deep
- Chapter 180: The Crystal Mystery
- Chapter 181: Mind of Magellean
- Chapter 182: When Nostalgia Attacks
- Chapter 183: The Death of Evil SIMBER
- Chapter 184: Kales Strikes Back
- Chapter 185: Reunion
- Season 6: Kuja's Last Breath 5/36
- Chapter 186: Destruction Derby
- Chapter 187: Denon's Dumb Decision Part I: CAC Madness
- Chapter 188: Denon's Dumb Decision Part II: Revenge of the Wannabes
- Chapter 189: Denon's Dumb Decision Part III: Near Failure
- Chapter 190: Magitek Mania Part I: Explosions
- Chapter 191: Magitek Mania Part II: Elephants???
- Chapter 192: Mind of Magellean II: Rabbit's Rampage
- Chapter 193: The Truth about Maxamillian
- Chapter 194: Ivan's Revenge
- Chapter 195: The Path of Insanity
- Chapter 196: Evenly Matched
- Chapter 197: The Platinum Challenge Part I: Good Luck
- Chapter 198: The Platinum Challenge Part II: Chaos
- Chapter 199: Denon's Downfall
- Chapter 200: 200 Story Logs!
- Chapter 201: Port Destiny Part I: A Cell Phone Too Far
- Chapter 202: Port Destiny Part II: Lethal Liquid Land
- Chapter 203: Dead Wasteland, Ship Reanimation
- Chapter 204: The Grodus, The Void, and The Dauntless
- Chapter 205: A False King
- Chapter 206: SSS Showdown
- Chapter 207: The Search for Meier Link: Part I
- Chapter 208: Ivo's Time Deception
- Chapter 209: The Search for Meier Link Part II: Ghosts n' Dark Metal Men
- Chapter 210: The Search for Meier Link Part III: Valhalla Domain
- Chapter 211: The Search for Vladimir Va'Ruushkah
- Chapter 212: The Search for Meier Link Part IV: His Last Battle
- Chapter 213: Garrick's Departure
- Chapter 214: Dark Dealings Part I: Aribar, Thieves, and CHOPPA CHOPP!
- Chapter 215: Dark Dealings Part II: The Eye of Kuja
- Chapter 216: Jeff Maxwell Returns
- Chapter 217: Kuja's Last Stand Part I: The Aerial Battle
- Chapter 218: Kuja's Last Stand Part II: A Supernova
- Chapter 219: Kuja's Last Stand Part III: The Dimensional Cannon
- Chapter 220: The Void Attacks
- Chapter 221: Nintendus Restored
Book 1: The Time of Madness
- Season 7: Ivo's Time Attack 0/29
- Chapter 222: An Introduction
- Chapter 223: Ganondorf Gets a Beating
- Chapter 224: Space Oddities
- Chapter 225: Backdraft
- Chapter 226: The Lost Outpost
- Chapter 227: Nukes n' Stalfos
- Chapter 228: Charles and the Time Machine Factory
- Chapter 229: Ruvyn's Reversal
- Chapter 230: The Time Stone, the Ivo Robotnik, and the Wardrobe-Eating Maniac.
- Chapter 231: Metal's Mystery
- Chapter 232: The CAL Begins: Rage in the Cage
- Chapter 233: Angry People and the Amazing Screaming Computer
- Chapter 234: The Astral Tarot
- Chapter 235: Garrick's Despair
- Chapter 236: Stuck in the Sand
- Chapter 237: The IIF Conspiracy
- Chapter 238: Dark Angels
- Chapter 239: Ivo Robotnik's Time Attack
- Chapter 240: Return of Rathos
- Chapter 241: Saturn-Coffee Madness
- Chapter 242: The Void's Secret Plan
- Chapter 243: Epitaph of the Quester Hunters
- Chapter 244: Neo-Earth Reactivated, Ramsey Deactivated
- Chapter 245: Ivo's Return
- Chapter 246: Aetos' Last Stand, Charles loses to 'Intelligent Light Bulb'
- Chapter 247: The Gravity Egg Part I: Astral Navigation
- Chapter 248: The Gravity Egg Part II: Stop the Moon, I want to get Off!
- Chapter 249: The Gravity Egg Part III: Furious Faking
- Chapter 250: The End of the Eggman
- Season 8: Fall of the Astral Realm 0/31
- Chapter 251: Rathos Confusion
- Chapter 252: When Cubes Attack
- Chapter 253: Headquarters Hijinks
- Chapter 254: The Return of Dracula
- Chapter 255: The Dark Temple Part 1: Skeletal Defenses
- Chapter 256: Explosions at the Mages Council
- Chapter 257: Those who choose to Hijack Spacecraft
- Chapter 258: The Nintendo Temple
- Chapter 259: Gunicard's Astral Errors
- Chapter 260: Metroid Rathos' Bargain
- Chapter 261: The First Challenge
- Chapter 262: Karakikovania
- Chapter 263: Gerald's Legacy
- Chapter 264: The Disastrous Errors of Tirk
- Chapter 265: Black Mesa Part I: Arrr!!!
- Chapter 266: Black Mesa Part II: Infernal Justice
- Chapter 267: Black Mesa Part III: Ganondorf's Revenge
- Chapter 268: Attack of the Homicidal Snowman
- Chapter 269: E Li Three's Insane Challenge of Doom
- Chapter 270: Ancient's Crater Shootout
- Chapter 271: Project Prometheus
- Chapter 272: Professor Oak's Insane Errand
- Chapter 273: The Betrayer Strikes
- Chapter 274: The Dark Temple Part 2: Alys' Confusion
- Chapter 275: Saving Private Aetos
- Chapter 276: The Gerald Wars Part I: Desperate Scrambling
- Chapter 277: The Gerald Wars Part II: A.I. Abomination and Aliens!!!
- Chapter 278: The Gerald Wars Part III: Death of a Hologram
- Chapter 279: Trevor's Treachery
- Chapter 280: Second Moon Showdown
- Chapter 281: The Final Reckoning
- Season 9: Bad Luck Boulevard 0/34
- Chapter 282: Charles' Death
- Chapter 283: Dr. Light's Lightechnology Technopolis; And Swordmaster Tournament Part I
- Chapter 284: Swordmaster Tournament Part II: Guitar Frenzied Showdown
- Chapter 285: Swordmaster Tournament Part III: Julian vs. The World
- Chapter 286: Bowser's Reluctant Retirement
- Chapter 287: Ganondorf's Last Stand
- Chapter 288: Tirk Ascends
- Chapter 289: Dr. Wily's Return
- Chapter 290: Mage Council Negotiations
- Chapter 291: The Military Menace
- Chapter 292: Sabotage at the IIF Complex
- Chapter 293: Revenge of Shadow the Hedgehog
- Chapter 294: The Valley of Nonsense
- Chapter 295: IIF and the Magellean Military: BOOM!
- Chapter 296: Aquatic Eggbase Zone
- Chapter 297: The Magellean Military MK 2 Attack
- Chapter 298: Crazy Cannon Capers
- Chapter 299: Banks n' Killing Machines
- Chapter 300: Christmas-Season 3-Chapter 300palooza!!!
- Chapter 301: Space Bickering 2001
- Chapter 302: Crazy Castle Capers
- Chapter 303: The Commander's Fatal Warning
- Chapter 304: Battles of the Insane Kind
- Chapter 305: A Gentleman's Deal
- Chapter 306: A Tale of Two Towers Part I: Trapstravaganza
- Chapter 307: A Tale of Two Towers Part II: Ricky Revealed
- Chapter 308: Portalmania
- Chapter 309: Honey, I blew up the Money
- Chapter 310: Psycho-Babble
- Chapter 311: Call the Ambulance, Madman's coming!
- Chapter 312: The End of the Beginning Part I: The Solarian Conspiracy
- Chapter 313: The End of the Beginning Part II: The Solarian Temple
- Chapter 314: Cloakman Collapses
- Chapter 315: Furious Finale
- Season 10: I Hate This Planet 0/39
- Chapter 316: Aboard the Q.S. Seeker
- Chapter 317: A Sneaky Deal
- Chapter 318: Douglas and The Disintegrator
- Chapter 319: Walking through Wakatu
- Chapter 320: Ahhhhhtlantis!!!
- Chapter 321: Dr. Ivo's Secret Weapon
- Chapter 322: Metal Man Solidus
- Chapter 323: Crispy Cerrinia; Neo New New York
- Chapter 324: A Capital Idea
- Chapter 325: Blackened Blackmail
- Chapter 326: The Balanced Emerald
- Chapter 327: MM2 Failure Fight
- Chapter 328: Quantum Robot Construction
- Chapter 329: A Shadow of Indalaceo
- Chapter 330: MM2 Siege Part I: Goodbyes, Lies, and E Li Three
- Chapter 331: MM2 Siege Part II: High Exaltation
- Chapter 332: Once on a Blue Moon
- Chapter 333: Leggo my Antimatter Cannon!
- Chapter 334: The Ultimate Emerald's Master Plan
- Chapter 335: Intermission/Robotnik-related Arguing
- Chapter 336: The King of Darkness?
- Chapter 337: The Insane Road Trip
- Chapter 338: Charles Magellean vs. Maester Magellean
- Chapter 339: Ricky Attacks
- Chapter 340: The Lost Ship
- Chapter 341: A Void in Understanding
- Chapter 342: Erzez is Defeated
- Chapter 343: The Imperial Collective Strikes
- Chapter 344: The Invisible Elendo
- Chapter 345: Beyond Good and Evil
- Chapter 346: Seeking Repairs
- Chapter 347: Original Recipie Beatdown
- Chapter 348: The Exception
- Chapter 349: Ricky, Reviled and Defeated
- Chapter 350: All the King's Men Part I: Aetos Joins the Society
- Chapter 351: All the King's Men Part II: Kairah on the Loose
- Chapter 352: Dark Force Revealed
- Chapter 353: Eggonomics
- Chapter 354: Maester's Massacre
- Season 11: The Void Wuz Heer 0/40
- Chapter 355: The Obligatory Introduction
- Chapter 356: Let's shoot our allies!
- Chapter 357: Remembrance of the Enemy
- Chapter 358: The Kuja Bankers Are Nuts
- Chapter 359: The Hand of the True Enemy
- Chapter 360: 2#(fj2SP2sd-2fPnmro13OF
- Chapter 361: One Lell of a Deal
- Chapter 362: Flamin' V
- Chapter 363: Maester's Second Massacre
- Chapter 364: Shopping Trip
- Chapter 365: Do Not Lick Spoon
- Chapter 366: The Trials of Master Hand
- Chapter 367: The Laugh of the Enemy
- Chapter 368: A Close Call with The Unspeakable Horror
- Chapter 369: The Gloves of Mystery
- Chapter 370: Atlantis Mystery Part I: Flying Through Space
- Chapter 371: Atlantis Mystery Part II: The Explosion
- Chapter 372: The Couch Potatoes
- Chapter 373: Julian's Mansion
- Chapter 374: Dr. Archellago's Cancer Beams
- Chapter 375: A Dark Revelation
- Chapter 376: Maester Massacred
- Chapter 377: Motives of a Doctor
- Chapter 378: Solarian Lies
- Chapter 379: E Li Three's Deja Vu
- Chapter 380: Even More Clogged Pipes
- Chapter 381: Death to the Fakes
- Chapter 382: Green Hill Zone Follies
- Chapter 383: Bust an Ice Cap
- Chapter 384: Glimmers of the Truth
- Chapter 385: Dr. Archellago's Doom
- Chapter 386: Duplicitous Doopliss Destroying
- Chatper 387: Meta Knight's Nightmare Land
- Chapter 388: Flying Zelda Enemy Madness
- Chapter 389: Giga Bowser's Revenge
- Chapter 390: Zio's Onslaught
- Chapter 391: The End of Everything Part I: Opening Insults
- Chapter 392: The End of Everything Part II: The Power of Nothing
- Chapter 393: The End of everything Part III: The Void's Final Battle
- Chapter 394: Peace at Last
- Season 12: Return of the Questers 0/28
- Chapter 395: An Invitation to Confusion
- Chapter 396: The Mystery of the Blue Toads
- Chapter 397: Forbidden things of Near-reality
- Chapter 398: AIs not found
- Chapter 399: One Man's Grudge
- Chapter 400: Eggcentric Eggvestigation
- Chapter 401: Jeff
Maxwell Andonuts and more Space Pirates
- Chapter 402: Fighter Remote 2.0
- Chapter 403: The Enemy's Return
- Chapter 404: Hill Fortress Ruin Zone
- Chapter 405: Radioactive Sniper Battle
- Chapter 406: Team Rocket's Magical Exploding Underwater Base of Doom
- Chapter 407: Metal Man's Challenge
- Chapter 408: Return of the Man of Steel
- Chapter 409: Golden Rules are for Fools
- Chapter 410: Mission: Improbable
- Chapter 411: Evil LSD-Land and the amazing Exploding Ganondorf
- Chapter 412: Defending Dracula
- Chapter 413: A New Enemy
- Chapter 414: Kamek Kraziness
- Chapter 415: Ganondorf vs. Electric Books
- Chapter 416: Let's Leap into the Foreboding Bottomless Pit!
- Chapter 417: Let's Turn on this Dangerous Space Ship!
- Chapter 418: King of the Wasteland
- Chapter 419: E Li Three's Second Coming
- Chapter 420: Grodus and Noisy Trent Strike Back
- Chapter 421: The Dork Master
- Chapter 422: Christmas Presents
Book 2: Corruption
- Season 13: Reality's Requiem
- Chapter 423: Zero's Trouble
- Chapter 424: Cranky Kong Khaos
- Chapter 425: Hasta La Vista, Mr. Blonde
- Chapter 426: Questers vs. Smashers
- Chapter 427: The Proctor Agreement
- Chapter 428: Spaced Out Errands
- Chapter 429: Innotek Implosion
- Chapter 430: Wreckage Investigation
- Chapter 431: Errands
- Chapter 432: The Overkill Returneth
- Chapter 433: The Only Thing Worse Than The Void
- Chapter 434: The Vile Supercomputer
- Chapter 435: Fruit Brick Beats Supertechnology
- Chapter 436: The False Pretenses of Ivan Robotnik
- Chapter 437: Alan and the Smithy Gang's Overused Tropes
- Chapter 438: The Forever Mission